Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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