so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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