sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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