If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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