with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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