your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
