he thought i was a dude.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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