aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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