Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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