if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
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