After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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