what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
