her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
the liver wants what the liver wants
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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