that's an acceptable place to lick
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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