Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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