let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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