plz talk dirty to me
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
