we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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