There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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