can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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