I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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