the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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