I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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