After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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