I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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