i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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