You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
A+ Viking dick
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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