Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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