Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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