Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I am naked and annoyed.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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