Three words: puerto rican gang bang
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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