big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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