You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i think i have herpe
just one?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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