Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
