Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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