Just mADE A PArabola og urine
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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