Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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