I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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