ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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