Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I just had sex on a roof
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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