I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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