weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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