It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
we're so committed to being not committed
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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