That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He? As in you personified your dick?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
