No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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