What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
So much Jack, so little girl.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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