yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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