I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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