What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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