I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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