So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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