he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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