Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Say something about gay babies.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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