Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Randomize