question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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