This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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