I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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