Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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