my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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