You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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