how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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