I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
