But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Randomize
