discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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