Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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