it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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